In the kingdom of Yo’Asse, Buss’Tuh Capp reigns with an iron fist. His goal is to dominate all of Shebang.
An unlikely hero is found in a young man from Crappe, Bagg. While in the village of Dafuq, the ever-egnimatic She sent young Bagg to seek out the great wizard, Watt. So Bagg of Crappe sought out Watt in Dafuq. Because that’s what She said.
The great wizard sent Bagg on a quest to stop Buss’Tuh Capp in Yo’Asse. He was sent to find the ultimate of the legendary weapons. For though there be blades aplenty by names like Tiger’s Fang and Trollsbane, one did not truly know defeat until one has known the dishonor of being slain with the Rubber Ducky…
Oh, and he saves the whole Shebang.